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15th May, 2008


[info]emsee

More bluebells & animals

I forgot to post earlier - I went back to Noah's Ark Zoo Farm & Portbury woods on Saturday with the SA group.



[info]stegzy

Bonjour

J'aime jouer ping pong a La Rochelle et vous?

[info]stegzy

To Do

In no particular order


  • Wash tiles

  • Vacuum house (again)

  • Empty and Fill Dishwasher

  • Fill in application forms

  • Pack bags for weekend

  • Write various DVDs

  • Play World of Warcraft

  • Have a poo

  • Find socks

  • Find missing slipper

  • Have lunch

  • Sit in garden

  • Get coat out of car

14th May, 2008


[info]thelovebug

A typical Moo-ism...

Moo: Are there any Curly Wurlies left in the fridge?
Bug: Yes.
Moo: Could I have a Milky Bar please?

What?!?

[info]smartie_f1 in [info]f1

Monaco Football Match

Does anyone know where and when the pre-Monaco football match will be taking place?

[info]stegzy

Anne Swears

Frequently. However, here are the answers to yesterday's poll.

Cut for those that don't care )

[info]stegzy

Haven

So here I am once more. Enjoying the relative tranquillity of the garden that backs onto the lane with no name opposite the field behind the lane with no name. I am here, sans G&T this afternoon because the T is flat and I can't abide flat pop. Instead, I am enjoying a bottle of Magners Cider. Well, enjoying in the loosest term of the word. Cider is only good if it is the kind of cloudy bollocks that Somersetian Farm hands stereotypically guzzle by the bucket load while chanting songs about the fair maid and her traaaacturrrr.

Today has been a busy and exhausting one. Work mainly. Though I did manage to do some shopping at the Co-op (yes I know they're a supermarket but they're the most ethical of the lot) where i discovered a lack of plastic bags. Usually I carry a shopping bag for such occasions but my mind was elsewhere and I'd left the fucker in the car. My reward for a hard day was a packet of Tuc crackers (I love their salty goodness) and a mega packet of Minstrels (chocolatey goodness).

Awaiting my return was an anonymous parcel containing a CD, I knew immediately who the parcel was from by the envelope, but had the encompassing folds of paper not given the game away the subject of the CD was clear and I correctly guessed that [info]zoefruitcake had kindly added more music to my vast collection. Speaking of [info]zoefruitcake it will be nearly 2 days until I hop on a train south bound (passport and papers ready for crossing the North/ South barrier at Luton) to pay her a visit. Indeed, such a visit is not without it's reasons, for zoefruitcakezoe will be abseiling down Arundel Castle. Ha! You wouldn't catch me doing that. Not for anything. Though I might for a McClaren F1 (but there is very little I wouldn't do for a McClaren F1). Or maybe a never ending supply of cream cakes.

And so, like this post, Wednesday draws to a close and with it, the prospect of a meal out with Mrs Gnomepants and her old friend Louise. Furthermore, my bottle of cider has run dry and besides, I'm gasping for a cig.

[info]bearybipolar

Musical Tastes Quiz_Paranoid Schizophrenic Quiz

"stolen" from [info]macguy4321:


What Your Taste in Music Says About You



Your musical tastes are reflective and complex.

You are intellectual to the point of being cerebral.



You are very open to new experiences, and even more open to new ideas and theories.

Wisdom and personal accomplishment are important to you.



You are naturally sophisticated. You are drawn to art, especially art by independent artists.

You are likely to be financially well off... and not because you were born that way.



"stolen" from [info]loving_legolas


You Are 28% Paranoid Schizophrenic



You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.

Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!


[info]premkudva in [info]f1

Video collages at Formula1.com

I hope you all have been viewing the video collages that are posted on the official Formula 1 site soon after the race is over. If you haven't click here. Quite nice with great music, all the highlights of the race, the crowds, the babes, and in three sizes [480x270, 720x405, 960x540] to suit your connection. If you have Realplayer installed it will offer to download and save it to your hard disc.

[info]thelovebug

My twitty Twitter tweets

  • 00:13 Yep, so the exhaust fell off - needs welding back on, so I'm working from home tomorrow... and looking for a welder. What joy! #
  • 00:17 Time for bed, methinks. #
  • 00:18 @moosical this should work now. #
  • 18:49 So, is it possible for me to tone down my driving style? Could I bring the economy of my little Pug 206 up to 500 miles from a full tank? #
  • 18:52 @broomster That be foightin' talk, matey! #
  • 18:54 @broomster Having said that, I have thus far been unable to bring our Vectra above 350 miles per tank, and that has 10 more litres in it! #
  • 19:58 @broomster A mile a litre?!? Are you serious?! Blimey! #
Automatwitally twitted by LoudTwitter

13th May, 2008


[info]thelovebug

Update on the car...

£40 later, and the car is sorted.

All I need to do now is tone down my driving style. I’m not a mad driver, as such... it’s just that I do tend to start quite aggressively from standing, which places quite a strain on the exhaust when the engine twists to accommodate the sudden increase in engine power.

If I ease up on that, not only will it make it more likely that the welding won’t fail, it’ll also mean that I could increase my fuel economy from 420 miles to the tank to about 500 - if I’m really good.

[info]stegzy

Poll Fun Part 2

Following on from yesterday's poll

Poll #1187168 What it is
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

[info]icemaiden013's mystery object is

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
1 (7.7%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
3 (23.1%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
2 (15.4%)

1 gram heavy
2 (15.4%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

[info]kingdavey's horniness is

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
2 (15.4%)

1 minute away
2 (15.4%)

3 light years deep
2 (15.4%)

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0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
3 (23.1%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

[info]billzy's cum splat is

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
3 (23.1%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
2 (15.4%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
3 (23.1%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

2040 is

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0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
1 (8.3%)

1 minute away
1 (8.3%)

3 light years deep
2 (16.7%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (8.3%)

6 inches long
1 (8.3%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
1 (8.3%)

2 acres heavy
2 (16.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
1 (8.3%)

12 tonnes
2 (16.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

2 acres of air is

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
4 (30.8%)

1 gram heavy
2 (15.4%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

[info]synchronar's Dooley Brothers Greatest Hits CD

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
2 (15.4%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (7.7%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
3 (23.1%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
3 (23.1%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]zoefruitcake's distance from [info]stegzy is

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12 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
3 (23.1%)

3 light years deep
2 (15.4%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
0 (0.0%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
2 (15.4%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
0 (0.0%)

4 hours away
3 (23.1%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

It's not inside [info]cujosmurf and it's

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12 inches long
2 (15.4%)

8 inches long
2 (15.4%)

1 minute away
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8 light years long
2 (15.4%)

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2 (15.4%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
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4 gallons away
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2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
0 (0.0%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
1 (7.7%)

A pea is

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8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

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0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
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6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
0 (0.0%)

4 gallons away
1 (7.7%)

2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
7 (53.8%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
1 (7.7%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]louenn's foot is

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7 (53.8%)

8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
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8 light years long
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7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
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2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
3 (23.1%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]_hedgewytch_'s bottle is an amazing

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1 minute away
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4 gallons away
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2 acres heavy
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1 gram heavy
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4 hours away
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12 tonnes
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6 Avoirupois pounds deep
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[info]bumblebee's pure pleasure is

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8 light years long
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4 gallons away
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2 acres heavy
0 (0.0%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
0 (0.0%)

12 tonnes
2 (15.4%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)

[info]fj_warren knows of a Saggermakers bottomknocker that is

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12 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 inches long
0 (0.0%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
1 (7.7%)

10 inches long
1 (7.7%)

8 light years long
0 (0.0%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
0 (0.0%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
1 (7.7%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
2 (15.4%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
3 (23.1%)

[info]melcena is running out of 1.5% milk because in the bottle there is only

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12 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 inches long
1 (7.7%)

1 minute away
0 (0.0%)

3 light years deep
0 (0.0%)

10 inches long
0 (0.0%)

8 light years long
1 (7.7%)

6 inches long
1 (7.7%)

7 Avoirupois pounds wide
1 (7.7%)

4 gallons away
2 (15.4%)

2 acres heavy
1 (7.7%)

1 gram heavy
3 (23.1%)

4 hours away
1 (7.7%)

12 tonnes
2 (15.4%)

6 Avoirupois pounds deep
0 (0.0%)